Twilight, Rated M, Edward/Bella, EPOV, BPOV, Lemons, AU-H
This story cracks me up! It's just absolutely hilarious and I love it. Not to mention sexy!
Bella has just moved into a new apartment and on the very first night, discovers that her neighbor is a wallbanger. His sexual activity keeps her up almost every night from then on and she's absolutely going insane with all the animistic noises coming from across the wall. One night, she finally has had enough and goes over to his apartment and bangs on his door. When he opens it, only wrapped in a sheet, she realizes that Wallbanger is gorgeous.
Bella's boss, Esme invites Bella, Alice and Rosalie to her housewarming party. Little does Bella know, that Wallbanger has been invited, too. Edward Masen. And Edward happens to be Esme's fiance's close friend. Bella then learns that she has been deemed Doorbanger and Pink Nightie Girl by Edward and his friends, Emmett and Jasper.
How will Bella and Edward work this out? Will Bella be able to look past Edward's multiple partners enough to give in to the tension surrounding them? Read and find out!! :)
A little piece of the story:
I made sure to smoothly handle the introductions as Carlisle stepped away for a moment. We began to small talk and I chuckled as the four of them began to do their little getting to know you dance. Emmett spotted someone he knew behind me and shouted out,
"Hey Masen, get your pretty boy ass over here and meet our new friends."
"I'm coming, I'm coming," I heard a voice say from behind me, and I turned to see who was joining our group.
As I turned the first thing I saw was green. Green shirt, green eyes. Green. Beautifully green.
Then I saw red as I recognized who belonged to the green.
"Fucking Wallbanger," I hissed, frozen on the spot. His grin slid off as well as he played place the face.
"Fucking Pink Nightie Girl," he grimaced, his lips turned upwards in a sneer.
We stared at each other, seething as the air literally turned electric between us, snapping and crackling.
The four behind us had fallen silent, listening to this little interchange. Then they caught up.
"That's Wallbanger?" Rose screeched.
"Wait a minute, that's Pink Nightie Girl?" Emmett laughed, and Alice and Jasper snorted.
Edit: Edward Wallbanger was removed because the story has been altered and published! Wallbanger by Alice Clayton. Read more.
